2 birds 1 stoner: Archive

onatangent asked: it was nice meeting you the other day :D

Jan 1st

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Call me Chris Khalifa tho.

Jan 1st

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"She was a SOPHomore"

..but she wasn’t soft (;

Dec 31st

ylbnart asked: did you throw up yesterday?

Dec 31st

herrotreesaw-deactivated2011021 asked: CHRIIIIIIIS

Dec 31st

The awkward moment when someone remembers your...

Dec 30th

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Greatness is what we on the brink of.

Dec 30th

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thesolodolo asked: eyy ma bad i just logged on and saw your stuff, im about to play

Dec 29th

kimb0bvo asked: REMEMBER IM NOT A BOP ANYMORE!?!? ;(

Dec 29th

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I hate when one of your friends lag when you guys...

“Alright lemme shower and i’ll be ready in 10 minutes.” …in reality that means 2 hours ‘.’

Dec 29th

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Kelvinween wanted to go to the SaMo meetup.

LOL. Some meetups look really fun in pictures, but this is an actual breakdown of what actually happens at most meetups. Arrive at meetup. Get your sticker, if there are any left. Everyone is already in their own cliques/groups. There is barely any real “meeting up”. It’s just the same people going over and over. Ask for pictures. Bitches love pictures. Hug each other....

Dec 28th

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I hate when one of your friends lag when you guys...

*Alright lemme shower and i’ll be ready in 10 minutes.” …in reality that means 2 hours ‘.’

Dec 28th

Hory shet.

Me Stevensgotbounce Ayykris Justinhuynh timmybedope just raped a team in LoL, now they’re so bootytickled.

Dec 28th

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Going out.

gangsterxlanvy: onetwothreedee: I get that going out is fun and all.. But do you really need to go out, every night possible? Okay, so I complain all the damn time that I can’t go out, I know. But that’s cos.. Well, I never do. LOL but I don’t get it, when someone can go out whenever and wherever they want, and when they find themselves stuck at home on this night or that night, they hella...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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You know what would make fapping 10 times better?

If you didn’t have to clean up afterwards..

Dec 27th

im-finna-sock-a-bitch asked: MEETUP AT TAO?

Dec 26th

catchingmouse asked: am i seeing you next week? :D

Dec 26th

traejackson asked: What was the first thing you bought with your own money?

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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ny-barneys asked: I'm pretty sure I saw you at church today.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

judeamariano asked: ’.’

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

traceeywins asked: ’.’

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

herrotreesaw-deactivated2011021 asked: ’.’

Dec 25th

12251441514-deactivated20110929 asked: Before 2010 ends , please tell I LOVE YOU to 15 of your friends . If you fail to do so , 2011 won't be a good year for you . so , I LOVE YOU my dear friend :):) ♥♥send it to 15 ppl

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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vivianduong asked: Go on the 30th.

Dec 23rd

thatsoteresa asked: Hay CUTIE PATOOTIE
Follow Back (:

Dec 22nd

If you get butthurt by something on Tumblr..

you’re too soft.

Dec 22nd

196 notes

I'm the epitome of a terrible texter.

I usually reply late.. sometimes I won’t even reply at all. If I do reply, sometimes it’ll be with a one word text like “Lol.” or something. I don’t like holding a conversation through text, so text me at your own risk. Just don’t get booty-tickled because I do it to everyone :)

Dec 21st

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At the kickback yesterday..

I was walking around the table to help set up for another BP round, and apparently these rude mexican girls thought I was tryna get in their picture so one of them yelled out: “OH HELL NO HOMEBOY YOU AINT GETTIN DIS” I was like.. the fuck? You’re not even cute.

Dec 21st

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I like how my aunts and uncles ask me what my little sisters want for Christmas. .. but they don’t even ask me what I want. IM NOT TOO OLD FOR PRESENTS :’(

Dec 21st